officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

SHIP ME WITH SOMEONE AND TELL ME WHY

chongoshow:

turtlepapaya:

It can also be fictional.

Why the hell not

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay